About Us
We Love To Pay!
Our machines love to pay! The more they pay, the happier they, you, and the bartender will be.
The Hidden Jewel of Wood Village
We are tucked away and very much worth finding. Clean, friendly, nice people, and fun. No loud silliness or foul language. Finest bathroom in all of Wood Village - as seen on Good Morning America.
Fresh Squeezed OJ & More!
If screwdrivers have a hereafter, Diamond Darcy's is Heaven. Fresh Oranges and Grapefruit for the best drinks this side of the Mississippi. Yes, we exaggerate a bit when it suits our purpose.